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I had chapter 30 set to upload on Saturday because I was going to gone all weekend. And, HOLY COW, I had so many missed notifications.
          Also, scrapped idea for a Christmas oneshot: 
          -A Christmas carol, but Husk is Ebenezer Scrooge. Instead of the ghost it's Alastor and everyone fucking with him.

You should do a helluva boss yandere story 

i-i-i I HAD TO DO MORE OF THE INCORRECT QUOTES FROM SACRIFICIAL LAMB THEY'RE TOO FUNNNYYY AHAHA- 
          https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator (link if u want some too) 
          
          (PART 4 final ) 
          
          NIFTY: Wake me up- 
          CHARLIE: Before you go go 
          HUSKER: When September ends 
          Y/N: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
          
          ANGEL DUST: Hey, HUSKER, how are you doing? 
          HUSKER: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. 
          ANGEL DUST: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! 
          HUSKER: Yup! 
          ANGEL DUST: I lost my phone and my cat died. 
          HUSKER: Hey, not bad compared to last week. 
          ANGEL DUST: I know right! 
          CHARLIE: Are they okay? 
          ALASTOR: I don’t think they are.
          
          Y/N, drunk: Advil me up, daddy. 
          ALASTOR: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
          
          VAGGIE: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future. 
          SIR PENTIOUS : Oh yeah? Then continue this. 
          SIR PENTIOUS : I don't cook I don't clean- 
          VAGGIE: So let me tell you how I got this ring. 
          VAGGIE & SIR PENTIOUS : ..... 
          VAGGIE & SIR PENTIOUS : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
          
          ANGEL DUST: Y/N! I can't do this stupid math! 
          Y/N: What’s the math problem? 
          ANGEL DUST: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply. 
          HUSKER, covering NIFTY's ears, while Y/N smacks ANGEL DUST upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
          
          SIR PENTIOUS : My mom is calling… hi mom. 
          CHARLIE: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. 
          ANGEL DUST: *loud fake s--ual noises* 
          VAGGIE: EVERYONE SHUT THE F--- UP! 
          Y/N: *is asleep* 
          HUSKER: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.
          
          HUSKER: Go f--- yourself. 
          ANGEL DUST, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch (this was cannon im aware LMAO) 
          
          *at the supermarket* 
          ANGEL DUST: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil." <br>ANGEL DUST: 
          ANGEL DUST: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.

i-i-i I HAD TO DO MORE OF THE INCORRECT QUOTES FROM SACRIFICIAL LAMB THEY'RE TOO FUNNNYYY AHAHA- 
          https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator (link if u want some too) 
          
          (PART 3 ) 
          
          Y/N: Why do humans have different blood groups? 
          ANGEL DUST: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
          
          Y/N: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, VAGGIE? 
          VAGGIE: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.
          
          Y/N: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… 
          CHARLIE: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma. 
          Y/N: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… 
          ANGEL DUST: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
          
          VAGGIE, texting Y/N: Y/N there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? 
          VAGGIE: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry 
          VAGGIE: Y/N 
          VAGGIE: Y/N 
          Y/N: Y/N is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
          (NOOO ITS VAL AAHRHIHFDSJF) 
          
          Computer: Please enter a pa--word. 
          Y/N: *types in ALASTOR* 
          Computer: Your pa--word is too weak. 
          Y/N: How DARE YOU-
          
          ANGEL DUST: I  wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a “I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences” kinda way.
          
          
          ALASTOR: *enters their own password* I'm in.
          
          ANGEL DUST, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a gla-- of water what it’s doing? 
          VAGGIE: A gla-- of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. 
          ANGEL DUST: 
          ANGEL DUST: Water you doing?
          
          
          
          ALASTOR: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? 
          Y/N: Why start now?
          
          ANGEL DUST: Okay, let's split 'em up and make 'em sing. 
          ALASTOR: Two of you take Y/N, the other two take SIR PENTIOUS . 
          CHARLIE: Right. Bad cop, good cop. 
          VAGGIE: You know, it's interesting that they say "bad cop, good cop," because policing in this country is so broken it's really just "bad cop, bad cop". 
          ALASTOR: CHARLIE, you're with them. 
          CHARLIE: Got it.

i-i-i I HAD TO DO MORE OF THE INCORRECT QUOTES FROM SACRIFICIAL LAMB THEY'RE TOO FUNNNYYY AHAHA- 
          https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator (link if u want some too) 
          
          VAGGIE: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. 
          ALASTOR, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
          
          NIFTY: Are pigeons drones? 
          CHARLIE: What? No, I'm trying to sleep. 
          NIFTY: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES! 
          CHARLIE: *Crying* Please let me sleep...
          
          *The Squad with cigarettes* 
          HUSKER: I smoke regularly. 
          ANGEL DUST: I smoke sparingly. 
          VAGGIE: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it. 
          NIFTY: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me. 
          Y/N: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so. 
          CHARLIE: What's a cigarette?
          
          LUCIFER, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
          ALASTOR I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
          
          
          VAGGIE: You know, I used to play back in my gory days. 
          Y/N: You mean glory days? 
          VAGGIE: Ah, that too.
          
          NIFTY, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
          
          CHARLIE: I need to dye my hair. 
          ANGEL DUST: ... 
          CHARLIE: Or get another tattoo. 
          ANGEL DUST: ... 
          CHARLIE: Or a new piercing. 
          ANGEL DUST: Why? 
          CHARLIE: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
          
          NIFTY, grinning: I have a knife! 
          Y/N: Put it down, Nifty. 
          NIFTY: Make me! *sprints away*
          
          *when a child starts crying in public* 
          ANGEL DUST: *tries to make the child laugh* 
          Y/N: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down* 
          VAGGIE: *gives detailed instructions to the parents* 
          CHARLIE: *cries with the child* 
          HUSKER: *ignores the child* 
          ALASTOR: *is the reason why the child is crying*
          
          HUSKER: Let’s not ALASTOR this into a worse situation than it already is. 
          ALASTOR: Did you just use my name as a verb?

i-i HAD TO DO MORE OF THE INCORRECT QUOTES FROM SACRIFICIAL LAMB THEY'RE TOO FUNNY
          https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator (link if u want some too) 
          
          (PART TWO ) 
          
          ANGEL DUST: Are you a painting? 
          HUSKER: What-? 
          ANGEL DUST: Because I want to pin you to a wall. 
          VAGGIE: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
          
          Y/N: Hey ANGEL DUST. 
          ANGEL DUST: *punches Y/N in the stomach* 
          Y/N: What the hell? 
          ANGEL DUST: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL! 
          Y/N: What the heck are you talking about? 
          ANGEL DUST: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now. 
          NIFTY:  See ya! *leaves* 
          Y/N: I'm not pregnant! 
          ANGEL DUST: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes. 
          Y/N: I was never pregnant, ANGEL DUST! 
          ANGEL DUST: Are... you sure? 
          Y/N: Yes I'm f---ing sure! 
          CHARLIE: I'm sorry, but why the hell is everybody yelling over here? 
          ANGEL DUST: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and— 
          CHARLIE: *punches Y/N in the stomach* 
          Y/N: AW, STOP I-
          
          CHARLIE: Hey, Y/N? 
          Y/N: Yeah? 
          CHARLIE: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? 
          Y/N: 
          Y/N: Where’s NIFTY?
          
          ALASTOR: Life could be worse, Y/N. 
          Y/N: Life could be a lot better too!
          
          CHARLIE, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?! 
          ANGEL DUST: …What does that even mean?!
          
          Y/N: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. 
          NIFTY: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. 
          Y/N: ... 
          Y/N: You mean ring bearER, right? 
          NIFTY: ... 
          Y/N: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
          
          VAGGIE: How much did you spend on this date? 
          CHARLIE: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
          
          *out grocery shopping* 
          NIFTY: *takes a free sample twice* 
          NIFTY: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

(MIGHT be a spoiler, IDK- so if u dont want a spoiler even if its possible- about Sacrificial Lamb, then dont read. ) 
          
          Wai wai wai I JUST REALIZED , while rereading one of the chapters like I always do ,in one of the chapters, Y/n does a kind of spell to prevent Samsung TV Vox from accessing her phone, so since that was a few chapters ago, I'm having a confident feeling that later on in the story line, I feel like Vox is going to eventually see y/n's phone and the little drawing on it, and realize what y/n did right? 
          
          And its totally fine if you're going to remove this comment, I'm fine with it but I'm so srry but i just HAD to post it here bc my dumb brain couldnt stop thinking about this LOL- 
          
          And i hope you're all doing fine rn, I bet the story is going to be really good, Im so excited to see what's going to happen, tho I'm really curious about who Y/n is going to end up with, because of your story, I ended up making a literal whole oc and kept pretending that my oc, named pearlia, was actually in the whole show and smthing and she started to date alastor 
          
          BRO I KNOW IM SO PATHETIC FOR THINKING THAT, BUT I PROMISE IM NOT A BAMBI ALASTOR SIMPER OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, I JUST FELT A KIND OF CONNECTION WITH PEARLIA AND ALASTOR AND ITS COMPLETELY DUMB OF ME FUR THAT, BUT I WOULDNT HAVE DONE IT OTHERWISE IF THE DUO NEVER REALLY FELT ANYTHING ABOUT IT- 
          
          And thank you for reading my crazy essay , lots of love to u<3

I have an idea btw for the Sacrifical Lamb book , maybe you could do a christmas themed chapter just for fun if you want to (not forcing) and if you could that would be terrific tysm !!!  love your books and dont give up!

Did you hear about the hazbin hotel leaks???