i-i-i I HAD TO DO MORE OF THE INCORRECT QUOTES FROM SACRIFICIAL LAMB THEY'RE TOO FUNNNYYY AHAHA-
https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator (link if u want some too)
(PART 4 final )
NIFTY: Wake me up-
CHARLIE: Before you go go
HUSKER: When September ends
Y/N: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
ANGEL DUST: Hey, HUSKER, how are you doing?
HUSKER: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
ANGEL DUST: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!
HUSKER: Yup!
ANGEL DUST: I lost my phone and my cat died.
HUSKER: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
ANGEL DUST: I know right!
CHARLIE: Are they okay?
ALASTOR: I don’t think they are.
Y/N, drunk: Advil me up, daddy.
ALASTOR: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
VAGGIE: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
SIR PENTIOUS : Oh yeah? Then continue this.
SIR PENTIOUS : I don't cook I don't clean-
VAGGIE: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
VAGGIE & SIR PENTIOUS : .....
VAGGIE & SIR PENTIOUS : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
ANGEL DUST: Y/N! I can't do this stupid math!
Y/N: What’s the math problem?
ANGEL DUST: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
HUSKER, covering NIFTY's ears, while Y/N smacks ANGEL DUST upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
SIR PENTIOUS : My mom is calling… hi mom.
CHARLIE: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.
ANGEL DUST: *loud fake s--ual noises*
VAGGIE: EVERYONE SHUT THE F--- UP!
Y/N: *is asleep*
HUSKER: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.
HUSKER: Go f--- yourself.
ANGEL DUST, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch (this was cannon im aware LMAO)
*at the supermarket*
ANGEL DUST: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil." <br>ANGEL DUST:
ANGEL DUST: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
