Contrary to what many believe (and if not, guilty as charged), I am a lazy man who will take a millennia to write a small note. My resume is that I am a writer-for-fun, a gamer, a highschool student, and a nerd to the extreme. So yeah, you can expect very colourful writing at least. Besides that, not much to say. I take requests and constructive criticism, so don't be shy. 

Now where did I put my half eaten cupcake....