Flora Stein

So, I forgot Wattpad existed till my sister told me about a story she was reading on here. 
          I will be returning, but I can't promise speedy updates. What I can promise is that I have more story ideas and what I hope will become actual publishable books with just the change of a few names. 
          Till next time, Stein out.

Seven chapters of light chaos a day. Let's go!

How to make a wither:
          
          Items nedded:
          - four pounds (1.814 kilograms) of normal sand
          - four water tight boxes that will be filled halfway by the sand
          - four human sacrifices (any human will do)
          - a sharp knife
          - a blue flame 
          - a flame proof tarp
          
          
          Step 1: Take four pounds of normal sand and separate them evenly into four water tight boxes. Make sure the boxes are big enough to only be filled halfway with the sand.
          
          Step 2: Find four sacrifices and sacrifice them above the boxes. (Hanging them and slicing their throat will work best for filling the boxes with their blood.) 
          
          Step 3: Be sure to harvest the sacrifices' heads carefully. (You will have to find another one if the skull is damaged in this process) You will only need three of the four skulls for the end product, so feel free to keep one as a trophy.
          
          Step 4: carefully darken the heads with a blue flame. It is very important that the flame is blue and that the skulls are fully darkened.
          
          Step 5: Take the tarp, pour your blood-sand mixture onto it, and ignite it with the blue flame. There is no need to panic. If done right, the blue flame will go out when the transformation is complete.
          
          Step 6: Take your darkened skulls and put them 6 Inches (15.24 cm) apart on the now darkened sand and step back.
          
          Step 7: Chant "Blood for the blood god" two times and say, "Technoblade never dies!" If done right, you should have a creature of mass destruction in front of you.
          
          I hope these instructions were helpful. Enjoy your wither!

Ao3 and Wattpad have completely taken over my tabs… 

… what on earth???
          Okay, so, hi  
          I’m back-ish
          I’ma use Wattpad for my fake ‘English Report’ thing for the entirety of the rest of school and onward. 
          It will be a story cause everything in the doc is coming on the ‘English Report’ so yay  
          And you get to say what you think about all of it soooo… I’ma get to it! Toodles!

I saw your bio and started crying. I loved Unus Annus <3 

Care to play the game?

Hey, peeps! I did something! I start working on my fanfic! 

Merry Christmas!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!