1-800-INSENSITIVE

1-800-GUESS WHO’S COMING BACK

I am not dead y’all, I am just here now. I might use this Wattpad for more than the Lolz Fam tho
          
          But seriously, don’t expect any new stories or updates on here. I have 1 chapter of the Lolz Fam to upload but that’s it
          
          Anyways... we’ll see what happens. See you all!

I’m going to start fresh, everyone. Make a new account and ditch this one. If I decide to contact you on the new one the code is 
          “Nice pants”
          And you say
          “Thanks dude, I got it from the bacon.”
          
          And then we will talk about things

Hey guess who’s writing Lolz Fam 4
          
          M E
          
          Starring McPaul Logan

Favorite part of Mario Odyssey is that Pauline pretends that she doesn’t know Mario at all. Like, Pauline is the most fabulous ex

Valentine’s Day?
          More like
          Valen- TIME TO GO AWAY
          
          Happy nobody-cares day everyone

HEY
          
          IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THE HELL IM NOT UPDATING
          
          GO ON MY TUMBLR
          
          IM MORE ACTIVE THERE
          
          OKAY BYYYEEEEE

“HEY! That book just got published... you know, the one with Eyebrows and Ducky and Silver Steam? So... go read it.”
          “H-HEY!”
          ;) I let Gordon promote my story for me! See more of... that... in that thing I published. Thanks, Yo!

Again, in case you didn’t realize. I unpublished all of my stories exept for the Lolz Fam. Also that new thing I just published is shit-posting for my shit-posting needs.
          
          So don’t expect any real writing anytime soon, okies?

Unpublished all of my stories except for the Lolz Fam Trilogy. That’s perfect and doesn’t need to be thought out about