Fartmaster69

Can people PLEASE stop liking my old fanfic and comments 

Holy fart guys does anybody actually still use wattpad anymore? Like in a serious way? I js use it for shits and giggles now cuz half the fics on here I can't take seriously.

I fucking hate being sick ughhhh, I can't get rid of the stuffy nose no matter how hard I try and my throat huurrtts

There is no fucking way Jennifer tilly is a zionist

I didn't say I didn't have a problem with it I get occasional gas myself sometimes your stomach gets upset you have to release the gas in many ways necessary

Ph my god i can't stop farting 

My fics on here are haunting me

I love you

St bernards are so cute, I wanna meet one and spend a whole day with them, give them big pets and hugs 

I'm crying again