I want to make some things clear, like equal sign clear=

NEVER tell me I'm going to hell, but go right ahead anyway, I've already packed my bags.

NEVER tell me I'm atheist because then you don't even know the definition. Atheist mean's (literally) I'm anti-god, that I'm against God and I'm not.. I'll explain later among st the negatives.

NEVER say I'm a terrible person, already know that.

I won't say God isn't real.. I just pray to clouds to make the shape I'm thinking of..
Oh, and the Egg Plant King


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Oh! And obviously, like every middle school-er but too much of an ass face to admit, I'm perverted to the P-
Of penis of course.

But that doesn't make family life any more less awkward.

And you know what my job is?

TO KILL IT!



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Awkwardness! Not penis's... that would be terrible for all the men around the world, terrified I would chop their little friend off...

Anyway, praise the Cloud Shapes!

(Hooraw!)


Praise the Egg Plant King!

(HOORAW!)

Praise the Art of Penis Beheading!

(Girls: HOORAW! HOORAW!)
(Guys: ooh..... *leaves town square slowly*)


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( '_')
(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U U
... ...
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...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like...
....U U

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.(O.O)
.(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
..U U

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(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
U U

...(\_/)
...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like... 'Sharing is caring....' But...
...U U

.(\__/)
.(O.O)
.(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
..U U

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(^_^)
(> <) So then I ate it..."



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