Fay: “I am in a relationship with the most amazing girl in the world. Nikki James is phenomenal--no wonder, because so am I! If anyone dares lay a finger on her or hurts her in any way, I will hunt a bitch down.”
»My Favorite Words« 
• Asterisk--the little * symbol. 
• Baffled--surprised, shocked. 
• Rambunctious--loud, crazy, my four year old niece.

Nikki: “The world is a bitter, hateful place to be. On a lighter note, how are we all today? Good? Good. Okay. Fay is bae, don't forget that.”