Nope

Another day another fanfiction being written about me. This time it's enemies to lovers with someone known as Anya the British 'no bitches' commie

Mmmm love the cis hets deciding when to use my pronouns for me
          Bitch I'll tell you when not to call me they, never

I forgot my wattpad account existed lmao 

Lmao this cunt is telling me I can't be they them since I'm not multiple people. I said I could be 18 frogs in a trench coat, and he said frogs are too smart. I just said you underestimate us
          From now on I shall refer to myself as multiple people. Imma sound like a communist

1. I'm alive
          2. I need the most stereotypical phrases/plot points on Wattpad. So far I have for the character: 'I threw my brown hair into a messy bun', new girl, glasses, leggings and baggy hoodies, bullied (basically a Gatcha/Roblox roleplay dream)
          For the love interests:
          Young Mafia boss
          Emo biker kid
          Alpha of the pack
          150 year old vampire
          Nerdy kid
          Jock
          This is all for a very important reason

Why do people call me mommy/daddy all the time?? I'm one of the most bottom people you will ever meet. Its not eveny boyfriend its everyone and I feel very uncomfortable

KERMIT HAD A ROLE IN 9/11 THERES PROOF

2 things
          1. Idk if anyone that follows me reads my book Lost Bonds but if you do I'm continuing it, I'll be posting the nest chapter soon hopefully. Idk if anyone wants to input their opinion for this, but should I do it my average sized fic length (~1000 words) or a bit longer (~2000) to make up for lack of updating
          2. Anyone wanna know an average Titan's dick size (from AOT)

I'm just gonna shamelessly advertise my one shot book because I'm in the mood to write smut and I can only write so many self indulgent fics

It's still October
          And I have P.E tommorow
          And I wear legging for it
          I'm fucked