-Suddenly appears out of nowhere-
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I go on too many websites... That's my excuse... Also, cookie god was strangling a random lemon, I had to stop him. It took me years... and then I used a time machine to get back here... I couldn't go further into the past so that's why I'm here which doesn't really make sense but whatever, I could only reach this far, be grateful. And grapeful. and Dateful. and somethingful.
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yaaaay