Yoyoyo I'm @thexrealxme here to do Dylan's bio (again)

ºDylan is a princess. A pretty, pretty princess. :3
ºHis voice is like a "ASDFGJJKL, HAVE THE ANGELS DESCENDED UPON US" kind of thing xD
ºSeriously, his british accent is like *I'm dead*
ºHis face matches his voice xD
ºNine year olds think he's hot
ºHe turns them on :'D
ºHIS MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO HIS BACKYARD
ºHe's a faggot. An extremely fabulous faggot c':
ºA lot of things scare him
ºZombies would like to eat his face
ºWe have so many jokes
ºI would say some but I forget them all
ºWAIT
ºBarackoli Obama :'D
ºI CAN'T. OMG. LOL
ºBack to Dylan
ºHe's bi... I think? xD
ºDylan is my bestfriend kay.
ºHe kinda sucks
ºBut because it's him, it's ok xD
ºWe're kinda weird
ºBut that's ok too
ºOmfgggyy
ºTypigs 
ºCOOL PEOPLE DON'T WEAR SHIRTS
ºDylan should tell Felicia everything xD
ºJust because.
ºOh, and febreeze. Febreeze is extremely important. It's our only defense against the impending zombie apocolypse.
ºWe have a lot of clubs
ºWe need to build a treehouse for our gang
ºxzd - The Xylophone Zebra Dogs :'D
ºDylan is very..... very..... very...... white. xD
ºHe lives da thug lyf.
ºHe said I take forever. So I guess I should finish now xD

Kaybye.

-Felicia, 4/1/13 - 2:00 am