Oh hey .
So, I'm Selena . I'm twenty three and I like singing, and writing a little . Apparently, I'm alright at them both I'd like to think  : )

Ummm, I'm kind of really in love with Gordon Ramsay . I love One Direction too, even if it's from afar .

Cause they're not real hahahahahhah .

Um . I love Ed Sheeran a lot . He's my favourite fire crotch in the world .

I'm super insane . Like I'm fucked in the head but it's totally okay . Like I'm not gonna kill anybody . Like I'm just sad . 

Ha

Um . I'm kinda soft and messy so like, no one knows how to take care of me ??? Yeah yeah that's the words . 

I'm annoying 

I'm ugly as shit and look like I've been deep fried. I look like a rotisserie cabbage, so, no one loves me...

Welp I have nothing more to say about me and my fucked up self so...

Bye


All the love, Bitch


~Selena/Feena/Seena/See/Lena/whatever the hell you wanna call me if you're Liam Payne or Niall Horan or Ed Sheeran or Gordon Ramsay .

Ps, I've never once changed anything about this bio besides my age, and I'm a memory whore so I never will . So, I apologize for the cringe things that it holds 

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Peace out cuz

Edit : twenty years old and still have never changed a thing about this but my age .. I am so sorry

Edit : 23 years old and still haven't changed a thing about this but my age. ( I just wrote so many words as an update I surpassed the character limit and had to delete it all .. it was over 3000 words and the limit is 2000. Anyway, it's 2025 and that's wild and crazy and I have a boyfriend right next to be super peacefully unconscious who likes me enough to want me next to him so bad he was willing to put up with me not sleeping and also typing rapidly at 5am. 

See you in a couple years when you update this again girl ;P