Oh hey .
So, I'm Selena . I'm twenty and I like singing, and writing a little . Apparently, I'm alright at them both I'd like to think  : )

Ummm, I'm kind of really in love with Gordon Ramsay . I love One Direction too, even if it's from afar .

Cause they're not here hahahahahhah .

Um . I love Ed Sheeran a lot . He's my favourite fire crotch in the world .

I'm super insane . Like I'm fucked in the head but it's totally okay . Like I'm not gonna kill anybody . Like I'm just sad . 

Ha

Um . I'm kinda soft and messy so like, no one knows how to take care of me ??? Yeah yeah that's the words . 

I'm annoying 

I'm ugly as shit and look like I've been deep fried. I look like a rotisserie cabbage, so, no one loves me...

Welp I have nothing more to say about me and my fucked up self so...

Bye


All the love, Bitch


~Selena/Feena/Seena/See/Lena/whatever the hell you wanna call me if you're Liam Payne or Niall Horan or Ed Sheeran or Gordon Ramsay .

Ps, I've never once changed anything about this bio besides my age, and I'm a memory whore so I never will . So, I apologize for the cringe things that it holds ..

Peace out cuz

Edit : twenty years old and still have never changed a thing about this but my age .. I am so sorry