@FelixGoku Uh, here's the thing: His agency is pretty okay with "fanworks" involving Him, but they have to be *consistent* to His personality; and generally the personalities of the beings therein- no "crack-works"... best odds we have: ignore these idiots who do this. unless it is about a type of counseling He would be doing, but I seriously doubt it based on the remarks of the author.
Here's the tactics that're going to work: boycott the poisoned meat like this tale, yes, there's going to be nonsensical falsehood garbage: best odds: leave it to Him to resolve the matter with these perverts.