Please forgive me if I become slightly philosophical
and overly observant of any possible theories behind my non-canon ships. 

I'm Aoife. To pronounce it, remove the "o" and the "i" and spell the remaining letters backwards. Got it? Don't care? Awesome.
 
I am a professional procrastinator. Sometimes I'm productive when dealing with my respiratory system, my digestive system or my computer system. Other than that, I am as active as a sedated sloth.  

My mind is compact with endless information that is of no use to anyone.