I dunno why but I have this obsession with the Omegaverse AU. Like, is something wrong with me?
I also like the Villian and/or Mafia AU.
I think my mind is twisted.....
I must call the church T>T...
Nobody:
Me: If you took your own virginity wouldn't that mean you always have your V card.
My friend:.....have you been talking to [insert dirty minded person] again?
Me: Nope.
My friend:....what happened to the sweet and innocent Mitch?
Me: *shrugs*
Me: Do you know how the most beautiful person in the world is doing?
My friends: No how are y-
Me: I DONT NOW EITHER CAUSE IM NOT HER AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
My friends that are also crazy: ME EITHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
My Sane Friends: *patting backs of crazy friends* Are you ...okay?....Do we need to call the hosptial.....
Me: *has bad memories tied with mental hosptials* Nope. Not at all...