@1-800-stanreddie Every goddamn time. I forget what people look like. Or they describe like an outfit and I forget how clothes work. Why brain no function-
Guys. sToRy TiMe:
have these old white christmas lights in my room strung across my ceiling with these hooks and half of them went out so I grabbed the end that was cut and I wasn't sure if it was the cause of when I moved them a certain way they came back on so I grabbed that end and tried to connect the cut green wires and A FUCKING SPARK CAME OUT. I got so scared. I yelped and dropped it but I hit my heel really hard against my bed and I don't know how to explain to my mom that I'm limping because I almost started a fire with my Christmas lights so I'm just gonna say I tripped.