ᴴᴬᵀᴱᴿˢ ᶻᴵᴶᴺ ᴶᴱ ᴳᴿᴼᴼᵀˢᵀᴱ ᶠᴬᴺˢ

Hi, I'm an alpaca with no brains
Nice to meet you

Trotse moeder van Sammie Renée Groen

"You know, I'm getting pretty damn tired of everybody."

[ O ] SINGLE
[ O ] TAKEN
[ X ] CURSED OR SOME SHIT

"Go commit toaster bath."

I'm a bit allergic to happy people

People talk about me behind my back and I just sit there like
"Damn I got myself a fanclub"

Everyone is getting married and I'm just getting migraines

The 3 stages of life:
1) birth
2) Wait what the f-
3) death

A TREE, A RACCOON AND A DISNEY PRINCESS IS ALL YOU NEED FOR A GOOD MOVIE

*jumps from one emotion to another* 
Parkour bitches

"iT's a cHoCoLAte MiLk PaRtY"

I'm officially taken :)
As a fucking joke :)))

"Consider this psychopath's feelings hurt." 

Removing the vowels from FAMILY leaves you with FML

All those flavors
And I choose to be salty af

"Incest is wincest."

My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal

She made the devil pray to god

"Life is never completely without it's challenges."
~Stan Lee

A friend will help you hide the dead body
A best friend will help you eat it

"Steek me neer en ik word gelukkig"
@survalio10 en @monkytails waren getuigen

I'll get over it just let me be dramatic first

"That's a messed up looking dog."

We fucked up
And now we are fucked up

"I wish you'd jump in the oven. That would make my life a lot easier."
~Gordon Ramsey

Weird flex but ok

w a k a n d a  f o r e v e r

Forgiveness is overrated anyway
 #UILEN #FL(A)M #HELLAF #LOTBOT #ENGEKIKKER #ONEHAPPYFAMILY #ONTPLOFTEHAMSTERSQUAD

02/02/2004
02/09/2017
25/11/2017
12/05/2018
27/12/2018

Mees is altijd een uitzondering.