Fern Is Plant

Hope you're doing well in life. 

I’m actually back. 
          
          I took my time and did some background work with a novel of my own. I know many of my followers are long gone due to them being from a time when I wrote Last Two Players, but I’m here. If any of you are still out there, it’d be cool to hear from you lot. 
          
          That is all. 

I once asked a tall person to lift me up. 
          
          They told me I am worth it. That I am talented and powerful in my own right. 
          
          He then left me along with my thoughts. 
          
          "No- like, so I can reach the toilet paper on the top shelf," I said to the empty air.  

It's 2am. I'm hungry. Fridge empty. I want fries. Lots of fries. 

I sure wish people who read my old stuff read my new stuff cause like YOOOO stop reading the crap from my hormonal teenage years smfh I sucked ass back then. I suck less ass now. I still do, but less. 

Mmm, a useless announcement to clog your feed up. Here you go. 

It's up! Go read it or something. Idk. Idc. 

I lied. Been sick the past few days, and got no writing down. 
          
          "Haha, let's get serious!" I said.
          
          Life responded accordingly, with the loving, gentle touch of their right hook. 
          
          Sorry. 

big booba, small booba
          girl booba, guy booba
          
          all booba good booba
          
          Horny aside, I'm back? For real this time, hopefully. Been worldbuilding a hefty book-in-planning for a couple of months now, and I've been wondering if people would actually read my shit.
          
          Hmm. Would y'all?
          
          And to those that have stuck around, keeping me in the depths of their memories these last few years, thank you. I appreciate the headspace. Rent is free, so there's no complaining.

SQUEAK YOU MOTHERTRUCKER HAHAAA
          Imma beat the ever living life outta that writers block you got there boi 
          
          AND I HAVE LIVED ONCE MOREEEEEE HAAAAAAA 	ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ