Ferret on a stick what will it do?

I LOVE ALL YOUR COMMENTS KEISHAHAHAHA

I followed you
          
          You now have 69 followers 

@Leaderfluffy Yo, I prefer anything but crocs, high heels, vans, or the spiky ass shoes. Go for convers 

LOOOOLZZZZ IM GETTIN LIT UP TONITE!!!

Can we all collectively agree the fan that song were THE shit?

Its my birthday bitchaaas! 

Watching r/rareinsults.... Trying not to laugh my flat ass off

I need to stop seeing people I follow or am followed by in books im reading :p
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Yes I see you guys in books....
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Dont deny it

DISCLAMER: this is ment as a joke, dont take it seriously.
          
          
          
          
          Shitty ways to NOT get murdered:
          
          -fight the murderer
          Pros: 
          You could win
          Selfie defense
          You might live another day
          Cons:
          Could lose and get stabbed
          Get blamed for murder anyway
          You might live another day
          
          -Run away 
          Pros: 
          If your fast you could make it
          You dont kill or injure anyone
          SHES A RUNNER SHES A TRACKSTARRRR
          Cons:
          Humans are shit at running
          Energy be gon
          There's a chance your murderer is an Olympic runner
          
          -✨seduce the murderer✨
          Pros:
          you might not die a vergin
          *lenny face*
          Might low key, fall in love
          Cons:
          Chance of getting stabbed (in more ways than one-)
          Ace/Aro killers exist
          Low bard skills
          
          -just dont die
          Pros:
          You get to say on news "just avoid death"
          You live another smexy day
          Cons:
          Your a broke collage student in debt, with no job and your life is a mess
          Killer could come back for round two
          You live another day. on the same earth. with ME

I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS I'M NOT PAYING TAXES
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I'M BECOMING A FERRET AND RUNNING AWAY