Hi. My name is Ashley and I fuckin' hate myself. Pleased to make your acquaintance, m8.
Now, the Spanish fucks of you out there might be wanting more detail of this enigmatic motherfucker who's typing from behind a screen right now. You might want to know about, say, their hobbies.
You might ask, '¿Qué te gusta hacer?'
And I shall reply, 'Tu madre.'
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Stories by FetusGobbler
My Friend Max
A dude called Max relives the same day over and over again.
A girl named Abby is trying to remember him.
Swiper Fanfiction (that I sent for...
Might make sequel.
I got an A.