Fictionboisimp

does anyone else js stare at the wall doing absolutely nothing when u know for a fact that youve got 6 assignments due and 3 exams to do in the span of 3 days?

You wanna hear some stupid drama that i went through that will never affect you ever ?:OK 3 AM VENT TIME. I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE MALE SPECIES. LIKE THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY, AND CUS LIKE YOU KNOW HOW YOU NEVER WANT TO GET UP ON WEDNESDAYS AND THEN YOU END UP BEING FUCKING LATE AND FORGET LITERALLY EVERYTHING. YEA WELL I WOULD FUCKING SEE HIM EVERY WEDNESDAY MORNING AND AFTER A FEW WEEKS HE REALISED THAT WEDNESDAY'S WERE NOT GOOD DAYS FOR ME AND STARTED TO BRING A FUCKING HAIR TIES FOR ME. THEN AFTER AWHILE I INTRODUCED HIM TO MY FRIEND WHO HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AND THEN THEY STARTED TALKING. NOW THE ENTIRE TIME I ACTED SUPPORTIVE TO BOTH OF THEM LIKE A TRUE FUCKING FRIEND WOULD. HOWEVER MY FRIEND WHO WAS THE GIRL SEEMED TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM AND I BEING FRIENDS AND TOLD HIM THAT IF HE DIDN'T CUT M OFF COMPLETELY THAT SHE WOULD RUIN HIS REPUTATION. LIKE BITCH WTF. ANYWAY WHILST THEY WERE DATING BEFORE I FOUND THIS FACT OUT (I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY) I WAS COMPLAINING ON A WEDNESDAY ABOUT HOW I FORGOT MY HAIR TIE. SHE SAID THAT SHE ALSO DOES THIS AND I TOLD HER THAT SHE WAS LUCKY TO HAVE A GUY LIKE HIM THEN TO WHICH SHE REPLIED WITH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN. LIKE GIRL YOUR TELLING ME THAT HE NEVER BROUGHT YOU A HAIR TIE ONCE AND SHE WAS LIKE NO NEVER DID HE EVER BRING YOU THEM AND I WAS LIKE HMM THAT'S A BIT SUS IN MY HEAD BUT I TOLD HER NO HE HASN'T EVER. AND I'VE TALKED TO ALL OF HIS OTHER CURRENT FEMALE FRIENDS AND THEY ALL SAY THAT HE DOSENT LEND HAIR TIES. NOT ONLY THAT BUT AFTER THE TWO OF THEM BROKE UP HE TRIED TOO TALK TO ME AGAIN AND SHIT AND HE'S BROUGHT UP IN CONVERSATION CUS NOW PEOPLE THINK THAT HES COOL AND I WAS LIKE ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO FUCK WITH. I'M NOT PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH THIS AGAIN. THANK YOU.

ur bio is so relatable 

Guys... my 8 yr old cousin called me tall and my 5'2 ass just smiled

RANT/STORYTIME: So like I'm rlly bad under pressure and so when a guy asked me out and told me to reply as soon as possible I had a mental breakdown and me being the stupid sarcastic bitch said: well at least we know I can pull right? I later rejected him and he started avoiding me so ya:)

tysm for the follow ,, darling <3

can we talk about the fact that i had detention 4 my socks because they were too short like bitch, I'm sorry were my smexy ankles distracting you?

Me after handing in another assignment:
          I AM GOD
          cue Aggressive hair flip

TO THE BITCH THAT SAID TO ME:
          HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU WHEN UR NOT LOOKING?'
          LIKE BITCH NO OBVIOUSLY NOT LIKE YOU SAID IM LITERALLY NOT LOOKING. HOW CAN I SEE IF IM NOT FUCKING LOOKING

Omg we have the same profile pic