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so i think i'm demigirl

My bf: calls me my lady as a joke
          Me: That is the only acceptable pet name from now on
          Him: okay

I HATE FEELINGS

Butterfingers and Red Vines are two of the best things to ever exist

Am I crying abt my dad's slight emotional abuse? 
          *wipes tears away* What nooo

I HATE THIS I HATE QUARANTINE I HATE THIS PANDEMIC AND I WANT IT ALL TO GO THE FUCK AWAY PLEASE

I only know six words solidly in French, and only three of them would be expected.

Jonathan from Queer Eye was just on an Uber Eats commercial. I love.

Am I currently watching Chopped while writing Hamilton fanfiction? Yes, yes I am

Why in all the Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials involve a piece of the cereal  committing cannibalism??