Rain: So basically this is a account for me and Rujena cuz to put shit cuz I'm forcing her to start writing stories with meh because we are awesommeee! Im da sexy one who ain't afraid to slut drop in public because I'm a hardcore MF and as straight as my curly hair (jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk sheeeeesh I have a boyfriend gawddd 😂) I promise that I'm nicer when I'm not trying to act all cool 

Not Vagina, Not Rweiner, It's RUJENA: Well hey, I'm the sane one. The one above is mentally challenged with certain things. I'm the stereotypical Asian that was fed maths equation instead of milk as a baby, but I swear to god I am so amazingly, nice, fantastic and goddamn fan-fucking-tabulous. Don't believe a word Siena says. She lie. Sooo read our books, warning to kids: they're not PG.

Rain: OF COURSE THEY NOT, IF YOU'RE TOO SMOL TO READ OUR STORIES THEN BAI BAI AND DONT TELL YO PARENTS, STAY IN SCHOOL AND DONT DO DRUGS KIDS 😂👍