LMFAO, OMGOODNESS, YOU ARE GREAT.
'Omg im an emo punk bad ass that can talk to animals and is married to a vampire but has a werewolf boyfriend who happens to be my stepdad'
'WTF! My super hot new badass punk emo neighbor wants me to be his mate because he's the alpha!'
LMFAO, LMFAO, i totalllly love those two sex scene filled stories. i mean, i love how the authors are little 13 year old virginns, and everybody in the books are gorgeous with perfect personalities and the only conflict is what color the wedding gown gonna beeee....
then the song lyrics..