Similac, my balls are black
I beat my pee-pee till it's black, my balls are black
[x4]

I go to my friend's house to sleep at night, I try not to pee on myself
Watch out there's cameras on, look at my ballsac

It's not my ballsac, I'm talkin about my dick
This shit is so wack, I cannot hold my piss
It's not my ballsac, I'm talkin about my dick
This shit is so wack, I'm talkin about my f*ckin dick
[x2]

It's not my ballsac! I'm talkin about my dick!
This shit is so wack! I cannot hold my piss!
It's not my ballsac! I'm talkin about my dick!
This shit is so wack! I'm talkin about my f*ckin dick!
[x2]

I drown myself in piss on my best friend's couch
I try not to pee on myself, and the properties that I am sleeping on

It's not my ballsac, I'm talkin about my dick
This shit is so wack, I cannot hold my piss
It's not my ballsac, I'm talkin about my dick
This shit is so wack, I'm talkin about my f*ckin dick
[x2]

It's not my ballsac! I'm talkin about my dick!
This shit is so wack! I cannot hold my piss!
It's not my ballsac! I'm talkin about my dick!
This shit is so wack! I'm talkin about my f*ckin dick!
[x2]

Pee-wa-gon [x2]

Mommy, I don't want to go to Billy's! [x8]

I go to my friend's house to sleep at night
I try not to pee on myself, and the properties that I am sleeping on

It's not my ballsac! I'm talkin about my dick!
This shit is so wack! I cannot hold my piss!
It's not my ballsac! I'm talkin about my dick!
This shit is so wack! I'm talkin about my f*ckin dick!

Mommy, I don't want to go to Billy's! [x4]