I'm a girl who wants to be an author. I'm also someone who loves to read and write, but is to lazy to write so I read instead.

I want to warn you that if you read any of my stories, updates are extremely slow, so be patient with me. 
 
Also, I would like to say that if i write something, and it offends you, I am sorry in advance. 

If you feel the urge to say something rude, don't say it. But if you are some how incapable of keeping your fingers from writing those oh so rude words, then I'll gladly tell you in advance that you can shove it and stop reading my stories, because it's my writing and I can't please everyone. I am only just a human being.