1 cup of depression
2-1/2 cups of loyalty
1/4 cup of love (for some people)
3 tsp of stupidity
1/3 cup of anxiety
2 cups of awkwardness
1-1/2 tsp of mania
put in an ungreased cooking sheet and slide it into the oven at 550 degrees Fahrenheit for 5 days. After your house has burnt down you get me, a sad puppy  begging for a home, some views on my stories, and food. YES FOOD, FEED ME. (and take a look at my works if your into them)