Mama Pinto Bean

Y'all I am so confused I went to sleep with Spotify playing and woke up with YouTube??? I don't sleep nowhere near my phone rn and I don't sleep walk??

Food for human not for you. Oh my god it stole my shoe.
          ~mama bean nov29,22

So next week we are going to Atlanta
          So I'm looking up places to eat
          One place is described as "sophisticated southern food"
          And I'm sorry.. but there is no sophistication to southern food it is no longer southern. 

My British friend is in Portugal I'm so jealous. 

Y'all what happens if a blind person on the internet gets a "click all the pictures with a ____ to confirm you're not a robot" like how does that work

I go back to school tomorrow. I'm not ready. I'm not ready to graduate.

Y'all something needs to be done about climate change, we gotta stop screwing around.
          
          There is no reason why western NC, the MOUNTAIN REGION of NC should be getting a tornado warning. In December right before the new year no less. 
          
          This should not be happening. Our area is not typically probe to tornados. From what I remember, there's been two in my teen years. It's December too and it's warm, too warm.
          

I legitimately got salami for Christmas and one of my friends didn't believe me. It was funny. 
          
          I also got a funny looking beaver plush. 

Someone that I like : Ooo you're sister is cute, what's her snap
          
          Me: well, first off, she's my little sister, two she's like four years younger than you, fuck off
          
          Me internally: yep, this is the third time, she's the prettier sibling

"Caio, I have a question...," Dallas (NJ) asked nervously. "Do you like the outsiders or know what is...,". " I'm just curious...," Dallas said slowly walking away.