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"Oe"
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I swear to Google if I hear another Taylor Swift song I'm chucking my phone across the room
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I just submitted the most morbid essay you have ever seen
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Imagine having a 119 video long playlist of Robin Buckley.....
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I just wrote an entire story with three emojis
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Croissant emoji, baguette emoji, bread emoji, family emoji, gay emoji, heart emoji, party emoji, crying emoji
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I broke my boxing dummy twice today :D
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Today my friend said she remembered something I told her a few months ago (I don't remember what it was but it was really stupid) but she probably wouldn't remember how I just told her my sibling died and when I asked why she said "I only remember important things."
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Imagine spending an hour attacking someone's kneecaps.....
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Me and my friends have a weird inside joke where "Ohio" (one of my friends, don't ask) finds kneecaps attractive so we kept trying to destroy each others kneecaps so we would be the more attractive kneecap haver
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Imagine being so quiet someone you have seen everyday for the past 2 years tells you they have never heard you speak :>