FlabbergastedBanana

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ArchangelOfShadows

Me: Hello, I’d like to file a missing person report.
          Officer: Who is missing?
          Me: My imagination has gone wild.
          Officer: You’ve got to be kidding me. It’s just a figure of speech.
          Me: *points outside the window where characters and monsters pop out of phone*

ArchangelOfShadows

It’s like when you’re refrigerator literally runs joke I saw on my cousin’s Netflix. He was watching captain underpants and he told me to sit down with him and watch so I came up with this
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FlabbergastedBanana

No one else follow me. I wannna stat at 111

FlabbergastedBanana

Umm. Look at my followers. There’s a couple there. 
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ArchangelOfShadows

@FlabbergastedBanana give me random people to tag I have 28 people to tag and I only have like 3 done
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ArchangelOfShadows

I’m borrrreeeed any ideas?

ArchangelOfShadows

I didn’t get this until six hours later so that explains something doesn’t it?
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FlabbergastedBanana

Find out how to make my wattpad notifications pop up on my phone. On time. 
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ArchangelOfShadows

U WILL READ THE SUMMONERS SEIRES I WILL MAKE YOU

FlabbergastedBanana

*looks up
            
            “You want tea..? Or something?
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ArchangelOfShadows

*stares intently as you read the book*
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ArchangelOfShadows

Hlep mmmeeeeeee. I need help with my spellingggggg. I can’t spell one of the synonyms of troublemaker and someone bad for school

ArchangelOfShadows

Yaaaaas thank you! You are my savior!!!! 
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ArchangelOfShadows

*waits patiently for @FlabbergastedBanana to reach 100 followers*

FlabbergastedBanana

*jumping up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and UP
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