hellllllnah
*pokes ur account w a stick*
Cmon do something
FlamboyantBanana
hellllllnah
Dude I saw a banana on the side of the road that kinda looked like you bro. It was run over by a bike bro. Bro tell me that wasn’t you bro.
FlamboyantBanana
998 minutes of Mitski this year, I’m in the top 2% of listeners lmao. Spotify wrapped says I got nearly 50k minutes total across 77 genres.
what abt you guys? im so curious what you listen to and what creature you are. I’m a vampire bc i like moody music apparently
Banaenaenas
@FlamboyantBanana 2244 minutes of Ghost and Pals, top .5% bish. I literally only listen to like vocaloid and feminist/queer fight songs lmao
hellllllnah
@FlamboyantBanana my cousin introduced me to postmodern jukebox and I am addicted. Literally just jazzy covers of modern music. I can’t stop listening to their cover of gangsters paradise.
FlamboyantBanana
MINNESOTA IS GETTING A NEW FLAG MAYBE YIPPIIEEEE ours sucked before and all the finalists for the new flag competition are so much betterrrrr i rlly hope we actually change it, unlike new Zealand all those years ago that did the same but never changed. Anyway, like New Zealand, we’ve also got some hilarious submissions like: one was a edited rainbow instagram-filtered image of Minnesota with a smiley face. you should look them up they’re rlly funny and the official finalists r rlly pretty.
Basically-Canadian
@FlamboyantBanana I am waiting (and have been for a while) for them to change this flag, and hopefully we will get our new one soon
FlamboyantBanana
@hellllllnah California Republic: Part two. sounds epic. then Michigan won’t be the only state separated into pieces
FlamboyantBanana
Snow on bare feet hits right.
FlamboyantBanana
Hurkle-Durkle [Old Scottish]: To lounge around in bed long after you should have got up
FlamboyantBanana
Guys I have 112 bookmarks on my ao3 account am I ok yes or no
ALSO you should play Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion I CAN'T IT'S SO FUNNY iT EVEN GOT MY DAD TO LAUGH
FlamboyantBanana
I CANT SYOP LAUGHING So I had my collection of Poe stories on my desk, and randomly some dude in my Euro class walks by, stops and reads the title of the book, and then says “Edgar Allan Poe is a dilf” IM ACTUALLY CRYING CUZ I LOOKED HIM UP TO CONFIRM THAT HE WAS NOT A DILF AND IHHHHHHH HE LOOKS LIKE A CROOKED LAMPPOST WITH A CONSTANT :/ FACE WHO SLEEPS IN A SEWER WHAT
FlamboyantBanana
The worst thing abt winter is that sun sets at 4:30 so i don’t get home in time to watch the sunset :(
FlamboyantBanana
Avg older person: Man, all these young whippersnappers are glued to their phones talking to retches online, even when they’re walking down the street! By the respectable age of 40, they’ll have no brains left!
Us: *literally only on our phones so we look busy and people don’t approach us*
I literally have this one long email saved that I wrote to myself and every passing time I open it up and pretend to read it until i reach my next class.