"'That's right,'" she said.'DIE, you little monster plants. May your roots always be thirsty and your seeds all meet a fiery death until you're extinct forever! I HATE you!'" - Peril

"'I'm not sure why Scarlets ✨DaNcInG mOnKeY oF fIeRy DoOm✨ gets to be on that list'" - Qibli

"Probably not. Winter has a much better snout for soulful tragedies than I do. Whenever Qibli tried to make heroic, dashing faces like Winter's in the mirror, it mostly looked like he was trying to suck bits of scorpion out of his teeth. " - Qibli

"'Be more useful!' he shouted at the bowl. 'Are you yelling at dishware?' Peril asked, poking her head into the room. 'Just this one bowl,' Qibli said grumpily. ' Because it's the stupidest  bowl in Pyhrria.' Peril edged a little closer and peered at it.