My digital mental puke bag, fine-tuned to make you as uncomfortable as possible. I write comedy, parodies, horror, and crack fics. All credit will be given for anything even close to an idea. New and improved, and no longer limited to any particular genre or fandom!

**Currently editing previous chapters and shoving the voices back in my head. Looking for pointers for typos, lapses in voice, multimedia issues, confusing passages, and nonsensical logic in any and all stories posted here. Just add 'em in the comments.

Updates to VL and Her and the first chapters of Crack Attack Volume II scheduled to drop this summer.
Currently approaching nirvana at the last stop on the Crack Train.

Song Stuck in My Head: Gold - Syn Cole

Currently compiling the soundtracks for "Video Love" and "Her".

Testimonials:
"I'm used to your crack fics to the point that I'm not that fazed by Rob sticking a maple syrup bottle up his asshoIe. XD" - OreoPoofless

"You know there's something wrong with you when you're finally used to one of your favorite youtubers f*cking a burrito" - paytatoe9913

"You're the reason this fandom is deranged - not that that's a bad thing." - FinalScripts

"FUCK FUCK FUCK NO. FUCK. I'M NOT FUCKING READING THIS. NOPE NOPE NOPE. I'M SKIPPING THIS SHIT. FUCK NO MAN." - Lizarino

"Why don't you get a job?" - Grandma

Just a furry ass trans guy with a sick sense of humor. No tags, no ask challenges, and no personal info, please. We're on fi-ah! #FeelTheBern #Hindsightis2020
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 - July 23, 2017: Officially deemed MCYT fossil by PastelGalaxy
 - June 15, 2018: Four-year anniversary of my latest relapse into fan fiction with "Aim For Me".