So, I've been doing some thinking lately, and well, I kinda...I decided. I think I finally know what my sexuality is. I don't know how this will turn out, especially if it offends my mother or anyone out there, but you know I just gotta do it. I may as well join in and stop being a coward. So, here I go
(deep inhale)
Okay, I can do this
I'm...
I'm...a...
You're making me nervous and I don't even have a visual audience...
Okay, I'm...
....a human.
Happy April Fools!