Ello chaps! You look lovely *licks lips* too bad you can't stay for supper...oh well! As you must know, my partner and I, obviously, are Cannibals ^-^ . Hehe, aaaand we are both writers! This is our joint account so what we work on together either of us can post it. Enjoy!

     - Ana Donner (A.k.a. Cannibal Ann)

Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty one.
Now that you know what I did,
It's about time you ran and hid.
Because if I catch up to you,
I just might give you forty two

     - Lizzie Borden (A.k.a Lizzie Axe)