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@Shampoostore ....Oh. Well um... There were two bananas sitting by a river. Then came along a small pile of crap, floating down the said river. The crap smiled at the bananas and waved saying, "Come in! The water's fine!"
But the bananas stayed still, until one of them turned to the other and said, "Do you believe this shit?"
"Let's just say the thought of going in that water isn't very aPEELING to me."
"Pear enough."
"Pear? Like the fruit?"
"Uh, I mean... Well, since this date is going so well, I thought we would be a great pear."
Are you laughing yet? Because if you aren't, I've totally failed life.
Not the game, though. I already know I'm shit at that.