kwriter24

 What is the population in Awkward turtle  town?

FlipThatBirdy

@kwriter24 ....A few, I guess. Probably about 4 and half people, a cat, a dog, and the Awkward Turtle Mayor which is, surprisingly, a fish.
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iKissDilfs

Welcome 
          We have committed our lives to each other
          
          (Now you have my sexiness in your hands/ vice versa)

FlipThatBirdy

So far, really well. Helping me cope with the life I don't have.
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iKissDilfs

Love you to 
            
            P.S. How are  you liking my sexiness?
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FlipThatBirdy

@Typeos I'm delighted that we were able to commit our lives to each other. 
            I will forever treasure your sexiness. 
            Btw, I love you. (And I'm not just tossing that out there just to be funny. I'm no jokester. 
            Actually I am a jokester, but that isn't the point.) 
            P.S. Hi.
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Shampoostore

Dare the dawson

FlipThatBirdy

this message may be offensive
@Shampoostore ....Oh. Well um... There were two bananas sitting by a river. Then came along a small pile of crap, floating down the said river. The crap smiled at the bananas and waved saying, "Come in! The water's fine!" 
            But the bananas stayed still, until one of them turned to the other and said, "Do you believe this shit?" 
            "Let's just say the thought of going in that water isn't very aPEELING to me."
            "Pear enough."
            "Pear? Like the fruit?"
            "Uh, I mean... Well, since this date is going so well, I thought we would be a great pear."
            
            Are you laughing yet? Because if you aren't, I've totally failed life. 
            Not the game, though. I already know I'm shit at that.
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Shampoostore

@FlipThatBirdy  only if they are funny
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FlipThatBirdy

@Shampoostore Shane was lucky it didn't happen to him. 
            
            ......And also, do you like jokes and puns?
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Arianagranfan

You're very weird but I like you so I won't kill you......yet

Arianagranfan

*Waves really enthusiastically then disappears*
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FlipThatBirdy

@Arianagranfan And the same with you. *Tips invisible top hat in your supposed direction*
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Arianagranfan

 It was nice meeting you
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