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Guys I think I’m funny please laugh at my joke

Polyphemus, crying: I hate my life so much. I have nothing to live for. Why am I still here?
          
          Odysseus, annoyed: NOBODY cares!
          
          Polyphemus, looking up: Really??

You can @ me all you want but the best part of Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2 is Yondu’s ravager funeral. That is a hill I will die on and defend if necessary.

My teacher sent us a message (because school is canceled) and literally signed off with 
          
          Wakanda salute (safer than a handshake)
          
          What an icon

Guys I am THRILLED I LOVE MY PSYCHOLOGIST

Okay yalls so this might be long but I have something absolutely WILD to tell you about yeah ok buckle up motherfuckers
          
          So the other day I did A.R.T. Eye movement therapy with my psychologist and let me tell you I was skeptical as SHIT because the entire premise is relaxing one of your massive nerves and awakening and hyper focusing the part of your brain that communicates in pictures right? Sounds like bs. 
          
          Holy shit. Holy DAMN shit guys it was so great. Like, I just sat down and faced a wall and she would sit in front of me and just move here hand back and forth horizontally for quite and while and I had to follow it with my eyes without moving my head. Guys I’m so PSYCHED about this it was so cool??? 
          
          First she had me think of what I was having a problem with, and then I would do the thing where I follow her hands for a while. And then we would stop and take a deep breath and take about what happened and then she was like “imagine a metaphor for your problem” and so I did and then I had to think of all this stuff after but guys it was so wild I didn’t actively have to think like she would stop and be like “what did you see” and I would KNOW without worrying about thinking of a metaphor. And yalls it was JUST INSANE because she asked me a couple times if I was feeling any negative sensations and I was like “yeah my feet are heavy and I have this pressure on my chest and I have a headache” and so for each of those we would do a section of eye movements and it would be GONE??
          
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Whiskey was his friend, he didn’t have another 
          
          Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover

GUYS it’s my birthday :)

Okay sometimes I love healthy masculinity