Flooflepuff

I just remembered that Wattpad exists and I wrote a fanfiction about furniture so now I wanna rewrite that. If you liked the original, don't worry, we're still gonna have the same characters. :3

Flooflepuff

Spent all day doing an assignment when I remembered:
          - That assignment was due yesternight
          - I also have two other assignments
          - My speech competition entry is due in a week
          - I have yet to start anything on said speech (even research)
          - I got to present a poster I made on Tuesday
          
          And worse of all, I got…
          
          
          A group project.

Flooflepuff

So I did have some sort of an April fools planned but I also forgot to do it so F in chat (jk)
          
          
          
          I'll be nice this year, to all you people who have been April fooled by literally anyone and everyone yesterday/today: have a good rest of the weekend, don't die :3

Flooflepuff

@Withster_05 *Flips table*
            GOD DARNIT-
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Withster_05

@Flooflepuff We'll see about that!
            
            Speedrun 1: Cutting throat with knife
            
            Oh yeah, this clearly works!
            
            Random stranger: No, please don't do that! You are worth more!
            
            Damn, guess i can't die
            
            Speedrun 2: Execution
            
            I did something bad, Mr. Judge! I deserve to be executed!
            
            Judge: No, you deserve to be in jail for 20 years
            
            Wait no-
            
            Speedrun 3: Realisation
            
            How can I die...?
            
            Friend (one of you): You are a skeleton, you're already dead
            
            Oh yeah!
            
            Speedrun Time: 1:37
            
            "Me and dead homies groovin' in the raveyard"
            
            "Moving? Nah bro, I'm a skeleton, I'm dead"
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Flooflepuff

A story is brewing...
          
          
          
          I'm joking, there's three :3

Withster_05

@Flooflepuff Wait... If a story isn't brewing... And if there are three... So, if we apply gravity to the mass and change the atoms... Does that mean... Stories are brewing?!
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Flooflepuff

This is your daily reminder to move to a new paragraph when:
          - The “camera” turns
          - A new character (for the scene or in general) shows up
          - A character speaks
          - Another character speaks
          - The topic changes
          - The time changes (like a skip or flashback)
          - The location changes
          - The “mood” or “tension” changes
          - Dramatic effect
          
          You’re welcome :3

Withster_05

@Flooflepuff Should be saying this to IJ but not complaining
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Flooflepuff

I have two things to say:
          1. I'm gonna start putting stuff up in AO3 as well now. Stuff like DSMP, Hermitcraft, Pokemon and other fandom fics I write will be there and will be copied over here when the book ends. (I don't want or need any reposts of my works here thank you very much)
          
          2. Nightcores are dumb.

Flooflepuff

Just witnessed dad downing an entire beer mug of black coffee with no sugar or milk whatsoever. I can’t tell if I should be scared or impressed
          
          
          
          No wonder people (jokingly) think I’m a psychopath, it just runs in the family.

Flooflepuff

@Kashninja As we all should
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Kashninja

@Flooflepuff I-.. am scared..
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