@Flooflepuff We'll see about that!
Speedrun 1: Cutting throat with knife
Oh yeah, this clearly works!
Random stranger: No, please don't do that! You are worth more!
Damn, guess i can't die
Speedrun 2: Execution
I did something bad, Mr. Judge! I deserve to be executed!
Judge: No, you deserve to be in jail for 20 years
Wait no-
Speedrun 3: Realisation
How can I die...?
Friend (one of you): You are a skeleton, you're already dead
Oh yeah!
Speedrun Time: 1:37
"Me and dead homies groovin' in the raveyard"
"Moving? Nah bro, I'm a skeleton, I'm dead"