Floor_child234

Have you considered shutting up for ever and ever?

Happy 4/13 motherheckers

Happy Valentine’s Day, nerds

Helium 

ItzHALLOWEEEN BITCHES

You know when there's a post that's like 
          "Who said Gingers can't wear overalls?!"
          Or some crap like that? 
          
          Well, I'm totally gonna motherhecking say that someone with a specific hair color/whatever can't wear a specific thing so that when someone's like "Who said [------] can't wear [--------]?" and someone tries to say "nobody" I can say "I did."

What happens if you don't tie your shoes?
          "You'll trip and fall!"
          And what happens when you trip and fall?
          "You crack your coconut open!"
          And what happens what your coconuts cracked?
          "Your coconut juice will be AAAALALL over the floor!"
          And what happens?
          "You won't be able to put it back!"

Enjoy every moment with your friends. 
          You never know the last "We'll play again tomorrow."

You know when people say they're "broken"? I'm not exactly "broken", maybe just slightly cracked or chipped, but not enough to make you wanna return me to Walmart because I still work.

Tfw you accidentally loose an arm