FloralMomther

I am currently in the UK for a tour with my choir, and the music festival we performed in had a vendor selling flower crowns. We now have a floral army that plays card games at 10pm and sings well so that will be useful literally never 

FloralMomther

I am currently in the UK for a tour with my choir, and the music festival we performed in had a vendor selling flower crowns. We now have a floral army that plays card games at 10pm and sings well so that will be useful literally never 

FloralMomther

Ok, so, I'm debating whether I should make an ironic Shrek x Kermit fanfiction? Because this is Wattpad and the internet is weird, but I'm worried people would find it hot? Is that a plus? Oh my God what am I typing. I am so sorry.

wiIdfI0wer

@FloralMomther what the fricc fracc flackety factory is that i love it
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FloralMomther

@SolangelOWO Ok but like the more i think of it the hotter it gets oh no 
            Here's a line that will probably be there: 
            Peppa glanced at Kermit through the corners of her eyes, hoping to entice the young frog with her stick-esque limbs and voluminous figure, exposing her rosy skin. Momentarily after the two met eye contact, Peppa made her way towards the amphibian, and pressed her thin lips against his ear. She then suggestively whispered to him in her crisp British accent. "*You may have already left a pig for an ogre, but if you feel like reverting back, I am here... waiting for your smooth, froggy touch.*" With one last playful lick of her lips, Peppa walked away from Kermit, leaving him bright green and flustered. He walked back to the swamp in confusion, unsure of who to confide in after Peppa's bold encounter.
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