FloralMonkeys

i can't believe im 17 in 5 days. 

FloralMonkeys

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mom: hey what are you doing?
          me: *sweats nervously*
          
          mom:can I see?
          me: *deletes 358362 photos of Larry smut*
          
          mom: *checks recently deleted bc she's a wizard*
          
          mom: *gasps in horror*
          
          me: it's your fault,mum
          
          mom: *yells dad's name* TEDD!!!!!
          
          me: *mumbles* fucking screwed
          
          mom: I HEARD THAT
          
          me: *thinks to self* I knew she was a wizard
          
          
          ___
          
          This actually happened yesterday.
          
          my dad was so homophobic bruh.
          can't deal with the parents.
          
          GN TO EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD.
          
          AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF ITS YOUr BIRTHDAY