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mom: hey what are you doing?
me: *sweats nervously*
mom:can I see?
me: *deletes 358362 photos of Larry smut*
mom: *checks recently deleted bc she's a wizard*
mom: *gasps in horror*
me: it's your fault,mum
mom: *yells dad's name* TEDD!!!!!
me: *mumbles* fucking screwed
mom: I HEARD THAT
me: *thinks to self* I knew she was a wizard
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This actually happened yesterday.
my dad was so homophobic bruh.
can't deal with the parents.
GN TO EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD.
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF ITS YOUr BIRTHDAY