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"A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings."
---William Ralph Inge

"Do I believe in love at first sight? Absolutely. I fall in love with every cat I see."
---Unknown

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"Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them."
---Unknown

"If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident."
---Unknown

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"I know that I am stupid but when I look around I feel a lot better."
---Unknown

"Only two thing are infinite: the universe and stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
---Albert Einstein

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"No one can tell your story so tell it yourself. No one can write your story so write it yourself."
---Unknown

"Write garbage---as long as you edit brilliantly."
---C.J. Cherryh

"I hope someday to write something worth plagiarizing."
---Unknown

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