Flowerboyswaxednuts

Thanks for the follow <3

Imagine you just came back from a party near the White House then suddenly a short ass wrinkled man comes from behind the bushes and yells “that juicy ass mustache is mine baby girl” and then Biden leaps out of a trash can and starts dancing to   bad bunny, now ur mustache is being shaved while Biden dances on top of you,wyd? 

Imagine you were at a partying at the White House and suddenly trump walks behind and says “lemme see those black giggly balls” and you were so shocked you accidentally kick him in the nuts which made him mad and he turns into the big alpha cheeto that knocks you out with his stinky ass cheeto breath,wyd?

Thanks a lot for the follow!