Floweringlights

I disappeared for a couple months bcuz school and whatnot and THEY FIXED IT!!! I can have my 25 offline books once more  I can finally come back here and peacefully read like I used to 
          	

Floweringlights

Wattpad is actually tweaking rn bcuz ain't NO WAY they removed my 25 offline books and reduced it to a whole *2* and THEN have the AUDACITY the gave some glitch where it's like "Oh you have 2 of 25 offline books but you can't add anymore cuz you've reached your offline limit 

fairyskullzz

@Floweringlights god they done messed that up too omg. that’s so weird of them???
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Floweringlights

I wasn't even using the whole list for offline reading, it was my way of sorting the hundreds of books in my library for the ones I'm currently reading instead of looking through all the books I was supposed to read and never started and then feeling bad and overwhelmed 
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brianrotfr

my child i live

Floweringlights

@brianrotfr I'm goodddd school is pressure but yk that's how it is ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
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Floweringlights

THE THING THAT MAKES KNOWING WHAT REPLIES COME FROM WHICH COMMENT/THREAD IS BACKKKKK WOOOOOO (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+(⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Floweringlights

I thought today was February 29th......

YomBamboo

@Floweringlights Same...I would have never guessed that March came so quick
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Floweringlights

Theory #2 
          
          Valentine's day wasn't made for couples. Couples can be lovey dovey and buy chocolate anytime of the year. It was made to rub in the fact that those people are in a relationship and single people (mainly who want to be in one) aren't.

Vin_xen

@Floweringlights nah valentines day is not valentines day it's the day of the dead♡•♡
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Floweringlights

Theory #1
          
          We humans are just plant vampires. We drink the blood of the plant and call it juice. We eat the plant's flesh and also preserve it. 
          
          I am a plant vampire, you are a plant vampire, we all are plant vampires 

Floweringlights

@YomBamboo Ig regular vampires on a diet 
            
            
            
            
            I honestly didn't think that far (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)
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YomBamboo

@Floweringlights What about meatatarians?? They are like vegetarians but only eats meat??
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Floweringlights

What are the two scientific terms used to describe a short person waving?
          
          A shortwave and a microwave 

Floweringlights

@Floweringlights Don't trust atoms
            
            
            They make up everything
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YomBamboo

@Floweringlights 
            Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
            
            It was stuck in a crack
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Floweringlights

@YomBamboo Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist??
            
            Because it was feeling really crumby
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