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Biggest shock of today: FIFTY FIFTY's Cupid was mentioned on my local radio station :0
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THE THING THAT MAKES KNOWING WHAT REPLIES COME FROM WHICH COMMENT/THREAD IS BACKKKKK WOOOOOO (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
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I thought today was February 29th......
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Theory #2 Valentine's day wasn't made for couples. Couples can be lovey dovey and buy chocolate anytime of the year. It was made to rub in the fact that those people are in a relationship and single people (mainly who want to be in one) aren't.
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Theory #1 We humans are just plant vampires. We drink the blood of the plant and call it juice. We eat the plant's flesh and also preserve it. I am a plant vampire, you are a plant vampire, we all are plant vampires
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@YomBamboo Ig regular vampires on a diet I honestly didn't think that far (≧▽≦)(;ŏ﹏ŏ)
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What are the two scientific terms used to describe a short person waving?
A shortwave and a microwave
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@YomBamboo Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?? Because it was feeling really crumby
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When your name for the first time gets mentioned in a book (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧(≧▽≦)ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
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Hellooooo honey, how have you been?? Are you good?? How's life treating you? Nobody's there to disturb you right? Anyways me and your mother @kenyawaifu want to say we're both proud of you and we miss you dearly ~love the best mom in the world❤✨
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@Averageyanderelover aww don't worry we'll get through hell- I mean school together and that's a normal sibling behavior lmao ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
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@Averageyanderelover Heyyy mom I'm alright, school's tough tho as usual. ಠ,_｣ಠ Life's good but my brother exists solely to disturb me a try his hardest to annoy me but whatever.┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ I miss you too (◕ᴗ◕✿)
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When you delete Wattpad, restart your phone, reinstall Wattpad, all to fix what you thought was a bug but it didn't work, and now reading replies from comments is a million times harder: ಠ,_｣ಠ(눈‸눈)
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@miishupiichu I wish I knew....ಥ‿ಥ I WISH I KNEW YOU WANTED ME <333 But still, why meeee ಥ╭╮ಥ