FlowersWithPoison

People say "forgive but don't forget", while my stupid ass forgets everything, so it's more "forget but don't forgive"

FlowersWithPoison

I went to my grandparents house today, and asked for a snack. I was asked what I wanted and I said candy. Instead of giving me one of the packs, I WAS GIVEN THE ENTIRE BOX???
          
          
          God, I love my grandma

bittergoose

thats amazing
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FlowersWithPoison

PoV
          You go to the same school for 3 years but still manage to walk into a pole and try to push the pull door 

FlowersWithPoison

I walk into walls too
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