Ah yes mother, blame sugar for my back pain, blame sugar and carbs, how intelligent, how didn't I think of it before? It's obviously the cause of my agonizing pain, not the fact that you won't take me to the doctor to get checked out because you think they are all corrupt and want to turn your kids trans.
I'm already trans, but it doesn't matter, because at this rate, the SUGAR that is ruining my back will make it impossible for me to get top surgery anyways.
But yes, definitely deprive your kids of sugar and carbs, even if your metabolism feeds off of them, even if carbs are what produce energy in your body.