Retired, Nuclear health physics tech. I was the fool who went into radioactive areas before the workers did.
My job was to determine how much radioactive material was airborne, on surfaces and any "hot-spots".
And yes, certain parts of me still glow in the dark, its great because I have my own personal night light. But only when I'm neked.

Now, I'm living the dream I always wanted. I have 10 acres in the Arizona desert. I have horses, goats, pot-bellied pigs, chickens and of course lots of dogs and cats. I live 50 miles west of Phoenix and there isn't any place better in the world than the open desert. Ya I have to drive 20 miles for groceries, no crazy city for me.