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sometimes i dont even aim in the toilet, instead i hit the lid and watch it waterfall down
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Stories by FluffedFlamingo
Declaration of Love (and Independe...
A Patriot Fic bc my history allowed me to.
Gobbledygook
My other OTP, Nygmobblepot.
I've been thinking of doing a story on these two for sooo long so boom.
And since...
Cheesecake Factory
Crack Ships... Most likely lemon but don't worry i make some good ass lemonade ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)