FluffiestDoggo

Why the fuck

Where the fuck is the bisexual emoji

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

Why do people ship brothers

Do you like how I walk? 
          Do you like how I talk?
          Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
          I have a wonderful wife, 
          I have a powerful job,
          She criticizes me for being egocentric.
          You practice your mannerisms into a wall,
          If this mirror were clearer,
          I'd be standing so tall