Yeah I'm weird. I come from another planet deep in the galaxy where I was raised by killer penguins. They chucked me out when they realised I worship ocelots then they abandoned me to your planet. True story. But before these killer penguins abandoned me I learnt amazing DNA sampling skills from them. You have been warned. In the galaxy I come from we have no Jupiter. It's sad I know. Sports involve plane eating and jelly bean squishing. It was me who brought over the jelly bean 400 years ago. I have been prodded with a stick for science and I have prodded scientists with a stick coz I felt like it. Cats are always welcome. Science thinks I'm a freak. I'm not I'm just an alien. TAKE THAT SCIENCE!!!!!! You are the reason I can't exist! But I do... or do I? You will never know MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Also this planet makes my head hurt. I wanna go back to mine and eat more planes. But apparently here, that's weird. But have you ever tried a plane? If you do you will not think plane eating weird! And if you disagree you can eat me. Actually you can't because I'm only a collection of pixels to you do TAKE THAT HAHA!! You can't see me because I live the other side of a screen! Yeah so... if anyone builds a hyperdranolic spaceship let me know! I want to get home so bad! But I don't know if I'l ever be taken back. Sorry to my killer penguin family that I can't worship walrus babies like the rest of them can. I am not a killer penguin though. I don't know what I am. I am cool though. All my friends from when I first turned up on pluto said I was cool. Brrr it was cold there. It is nicer here though. Although it is strange. You eat muffins, what is that about? Muffins are your friends. They do a lot for you that you don't thank them for. Like industrialising telescopes for your benefit. I'm Ben's friend.