Sorry for the words im about to say;

Fuck you, my seat is business yours is economy, forever behind me kissing my ass.
Doesn't matter if I'm nasty, hey ho I don't give a shit when you're busy being a moron
I will simply bury you alive in the grave you dug out yourself
I'm sorry, you should change your job
Your ability of making yourself look like a moron is extraordinary so change your job